this made me giggle
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the
Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and
father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to
jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any
kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb ass Yankee." | 
r0ckin hawt
